Wednesday, August 4, 2010
The Pink Panther (2006). My Review on why I like it and others hate it.
I saw this film back in 2006 and I thought it was great and I still do. Some of my friends and family like this too. But what I find shocking is how hateful and negative the critics are towards the movie. One of the biggest problems people have with it is how Peter Sellers the actor whom was Clouseau in the first Pink Panther movies was not their. What I have to say is "So what Steve Martin did a Great job." Plus I think that the newer Pink Panther movies with Steve Martin are better then the ones by Sellers. In the first Pink Panther all they had was just couples in bed making out and having sex. It was so bad I left the room I was watch it in. To me Sex scenes in movies are just a cheap tactic performed by actors and directors who are to lazy to put real quality into their films. That is why I don't like James Bond. In the Steve Martin version that had great jokes and hilarious moments like when Clouseau tries to say Hamburger and when he pretends to be better a karate then his sidekick Ponton. So this is all I have say about that.
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Best and Worst of Humanity
These are the some of the best and worst figures in human history.
For the best we have:
Jesus Christ
Martin Luther King Jr.
Pope John Paul 2nd
Oskar Schindler
Mahatma Gandhi
Mother Theresa
Abraham Lincoln
Benjamin Franklin
The 14th Dalai Lama
Paul Rusesabagina
Jonas Salk
Florence Nightingale
Clara Barton
For the worst we have:
Adolf Hitler
Josef Stalin
Kim Jong Ill
Mao Zedong
General Tojo
Josef Mengele
Osama Bin Ladin
Omar Al-Bashir
Saddam Hussein
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Maximilien Robespierre
Attila the Hun
Genghis Khan
Nero
Caligula
Ralph “Bucky” Phillips
Reginald Dyer
Benito Mussolini
I am open to more suggestions if anyone has any.
For the best we have:
Jesus Christ
Martin Luther King Jr.
Pope John Paul 2nd
Oskar Schindler
Mahatma Gandhi
Mother Theresa
Abraham Lincoln
Benjamin Franklin
The 14th Dalai Lama
Paul Rusesabagina
Jonas Salk
Florence Nightingale
Clara Barton
For the worst we have:
Adolf Hitler
Josef Stalin
Kim Jong Ill
Mao Zedong
General Tojo
Josef Mengele
Osama Bin Ladin
Omar Al-Bashir
Saddam Hussein
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Maximilien Robespierre
Attila the Hun
Genghis Khan
Nero
Caligula
Ralph “Bucky” Phillips
Reginald Dyer
Benito Mussolini
I am open to more suggestions if anyone has any.
Toy Story 3
A few days ago I saw the new Toy Story movie "Toy Story 3". It was pretty good and I enjoyed watching it. The Toy Story movies are kid's films that adults and teens can all like as long as they are open to them. The movie's plot revolves what Andy's toys go though when he is about to go to college. Now that Andy is 17 and going to college his toys are uncertain of what will become of them and they fear being thrown away. Woody who is voiced by Tom Hanks is positive about the future and tries to keep them calm but the toys are still terrified and get even more afraid after they almost get thrown out by Andy's mom. All of the other toys expect for Woody want to get donated to Sunnyside day care and they sneak into the donation box after they almost get taken away by the garbage men. When they get to Sunnyside they are greeted by Lotso (Ned Beatty) whom appears to be a friendly caretaker but is really a evil tyrant. Woody whom had escaped from Sunnyside before they discovered Lotso's true nature returns to save they toys. Some things have changed sense the last film. Bo peep is no longer one of the toys and Baxter the dog is very fat and lazy. The movie like I said is good and worth seeing. Funny moments would include be when Buzz (Tim Allen) gets rewired to speak Spanish and he becomes crazed romantic. They really fun and interesting characters like Ken whom is voiced by Micheal Keaton the actor whom has done Batman and Beetlejuice. Ken is very funny because of his outrage dress styles and weird curvy hand writing. The animation is done by Pixar and is very good and is without flaws. The other actors and characters include Mr. Potato head (Don Rickles), Mrs. Potato head (Estelle Harris), Sarge (R. Lee Ermey), Jessie (Joan Cusack) and etc. It is also has the "You got a friend in me" by Randy Newman the same guy who wrote and sung the "Monk" theme song. The song was also customized into a Spanish version. This film is great for the whole family and I advise you all to watch it.
Saturday, July 3, 2010
The Godfather Part 2: My Review
Weird Al once wrote a parody song titled "I can't watch this"(Parody of the MC Hammer song "You Can't touch this"). This is about the singer hatred towards TV and all the shows that are on. This song was going though my head while I was watch "The Godfather part 2" because of how AWFUL IT WAS!!!!!!!!!!!! THE ONLY CRIME THAT IS BEING COMMITTED IN "THE GODFATHER PART 2" IS THE DRONING DIALOG AND POINTLESS PLOT THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR A MATURE ADULT TO UNDERSTAND. I DON'T GET HOW FILM SO BORING, STUPID, ANNOYING, POINTLESS AND AWFUL GETS SUCH GOOD REVIEWS FROM TOP CRITICS LIKE ROGER EBERT AND ETC. I WAS WATCHING YESTERDAY ON FRIDAY WITH MY MOM AND DAD AND I LEFT THE ROOM HALFWAY THOUGH AND JOINED MY SISTERS IN THE BASEMENT WHO WERE WATCHING "PSYCH". NOW THEY WERE THE ONLY ONES WHOM HAD ENOUGH SENSE NOT TO WATCH "THE GODFATHER PART 2". Okay I will calm down in giving the plot. This movie is a sequel to the first Godfather movie so it has a lot of flashbacks to the former mafia don Vito whom I will call "Marble Mouth Man" who died in the first film. The film is about Micheal who was the son of "Marble Mouth Man". He is now the new don and his home is attack one night by mysterious gunman. This is were the film gets really messed up and confusing because after the attack Micheal goes to Florida were he tells a partner in crime named Hyman Roth that it was his man in New York Frank Pentangeli but then he goes up to New York to tell Hyman Roth that is the attacker. So it appears that he is trying to turn them against each other but all of a sudden Micheal has Frank killed and goes to Cuba with Roth. This takes place in 1958 so it is during Castro's revolution against Batista because of this Micheal is afraid to make investments in Cuba after that I was out. NOW I AM BACK TO BEING TICKED OFF BY THIS GOOD FOR NOTHING MOVIE! EVERYBODY LIKES TO SAY HOW GREAT THE ACTING IS BUT I HAVE SEEN BETTER ACTING IN BY POLTICANS AND LAWYERS IN POLITICAL DEBATES AND "JUDGE JUDY". ALL THIS FILM IS ABOUT IS BUSINESS AND BETRAYAL. JUST LIKE POLITICS. THAT PLOT IS ANOTHER THING THAT DRIVES ME UP THE WALL AND INTO THE CEILING BECAUSE OF HOW IT MAKES VERY LITTLE SENSE AND IT IS SO BORING!!!!!!!!!!! I AM WARNING ALL OF YOU DON'T SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, June 14, 2010
Forrest Gump My review
Have some words that I will use to describe how I liked the Movie. They are Awesome, fun, sweet, touching and uplifting. It is so far one of my top favorites. It is about a guy named Forrest Gump and he is telling the story of his life to some people who are waiting for the bus. The beginning of his life is very rough because he is crippled in his legs, is learning disabled, very unpopular with others and has never knew who his father was. In is childhood he gets it to public school after his mother managing to persuaded the principle (which here means having a affair with the principle), meeting Elvis & being the inspiration behind Elvis's dance moves and meeting on the bus his best friend Genny. One of the most important and touching events is when Forrest is being chased by bullies and while Genny is screaming "Run Forrest Run" while Forrest who has leg braces is being chased he breaks free of his braces and running like the wind. He later gets to play football and become a All-American where he meets with JFK and tells him that he has to pee. But Genny however is not as successful as Forrest because she got kicked out of college for some inappropriate photos. She gets herself into even more trouble when she joins some hippes and ends up getting doing drugs and getting into prostitution. Forrest still loves her even though she is staying away from him and is willing to defend her. He Does twice in the film and these inculde when she was singing at a bar and some guys were tiring to hurt her and when here hippie boy friend Wesley hits her Gump beats the heck out of him. Forrest also goes to Vietnam were he meets Lt Dan(the legless man) and Bubba(the shrimp loving man). Bubba gets shot and killed during a attack in which Lt Dan loses his legs. Gump then gets the medal of honor for saving Lt Dan and others. Gump dose a lot more like running around the nation, starting a shrimp fishing business (BubbaGump Shrimp), playing professional ping pong and etc. Many Famous People have cameos they include John F. Kennedy, Richard Nixon, Lyndon B Johnson, Elvis, John Lennon, Coach Bryant, Governor Wallace, Abbie Hoffman and Dick Cavett. This is a great movie for many reasons. One is the acting Tom Hanks does a amazing job as Forrest Gump and the rest of the cast is very good too. It has some really good quotes like "Life is like a box of Chocaletes you never know what your going to get" and "Stupid is as stupid does". Over all Forrest Gump is a great movie about human spirit, human dignity, unconditional love, miracles, and great achievements. "Now that's all I have to say about that."
Thursday, May 13, 2010
The Profanity problem
On Thursday May 13, 2010 while walking home from school a worthless punk in a silver car with blue stickers on the back swore at me and my sister. This was not the first time a guy in a car swore at me. One day before thanksgiving in the year 2009 while I was doing my daily run a dumb driver in a black car said I looked F***en stupid. Profanity is such a rude, nasty, dumb, impolite and bad thing to do anyone. Sadly I face this problem everywhere In gym this bozo has to swear in every sentence and using mixtures in every time. On the school bus from school this one potty mouth uses every profanity word their ever is. I really really hate these people out their. They are abusing the first amendment to the bill of rights. They make me hateful of the freedom of speech because of their irresponsible actions.
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Whos a better spokesman Billy Mays or Vince Offer?
Who do you think is better? A bit of Background info (Keep up me camera guy). Billy Mays is the salesmen who unfortunately died last year who was famous for his role of advertising OxiClean and other products like Hercules Hooks and the Mighty Putty. He is famous for using his very loud voice to sell his Products. The Other guy is Vince Offer who sells the ShamWow and the Slap Chop. He talks kind of fast and even told the camera guy to keep up with him like I quoted in the beginning of this post. He has been arrested recently for assault in Florida. Post whatever you think about the topic and nothing else and be respectful. Thank You.
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Advertising,
Billy Mays,
OxiClean,
ShamWow,
Vince Offer
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